The Breaking Bad remix is a remix of various lines of dialogue and sound effects from Breaking Bad created by Chris Lohr, better known by his artist name placeboing on YouTube. There were two separate songs created, derived from Seasons 1-2 and 3-5 respectively. Other channels have uploaded 1 and 10 hours loops of the songs for viewing pleasure.
As of 2020 they have been viewed 6.6 million and 14.9 million times on YouTube.
David Haglund of Slate called the remix a "delight."
List of sound effects 1-2
JW knocking on Jesse's door. - Cancer Man
"Kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape" - Tuco Salamanca "" (x2)
Tuco Salamanca: BO-BO-BOOYAH! Wow!
This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape
(Walt's grunt, Tuco's laugh)
Tuco: Tight, tight, tight! Yeah!
Tuco: Damn, man! Look at that, look! Look at that, look! Look at that, look! Da-da-damn, man! Look at that, look! Jesse: Don't look at me Tuco: Alright... (sniff)
Jesse: Now beat it! Tuco: Hit it
"Gotta prove to the man I'm rehabilitated" - Badger
Tuco: Bullshit Badger: Helicopter, bitch! Jesse: HEY! Stock broker Ken: Hells yes brother, hells yes brother-man! Brother-brother-man, brother-brother-man! (Steve Gomez: sick!) Stock broker Ken: Hells yes brother, hells yes brother-man! Brother-brother-man, brother-brother-man!
Walt: Heheh... (boom) Explosions... (boom) Explosions... Explosions... (many Walt's grunts) Walt Jr.: What the hell is wrong with you?
Tuco: Do that thing! Do that thing! Do that, do that thing! Do that thing! Do that thing! Do that, do that thing!
Jesse: Pop-pop-pop! Walt: Po-po-po-po-pop? Jesse: WHAT IS THAT? Jesse: Pop-pop-pop! Walt: Po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-pop? Steve Gomez: Snap!
(Hector's bell ringing) DEA agent: Got a full pound of the blue stuff Got-got a full pound of the blue stuff Of blue stuff, got a full pound of the blue stuff Got-got a full pound of the blue stuff
Walt: You don't think, you never think! You don't think, you never figured out how to think! What the HELL is wrong with you?
Jesse: You need me more than I need you (Hank laughing)
Walt: stop (Hank laughing)
Skinny Pete: I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit - Peekaboo
Saul: No deal, no dice. Shot at and missed, shit on and hit!
List of sound effects 3-5
Hank imitating. - One Minute
Walt slapping his face - ???
Ahhh - Hank
- Saul, audio was clipped"
Stop - Hank ???
"I made you my bitch!" - Problem Dog
Bitch, bitch, little bitch (three separate episodes)
Bitch (referring to Hank)
I am.. - Box Cutter
(drumming-like SFX), Jesse tapping on the car dashboard. A man knocking on Saul's office door.
The Danger - Box Cutter
Say My Name - Say My Name
Mr. White - ??
Your Goddamn Right
Hank - Walt, Ozymandias, he attempt to correct Jack after Jack calls Hank "Fed"
Willy Wonka - Hank, Bullet Points
Walter White - Hank, Bullet Points
Your Goddamn Right - Say My Name
Wooooow - Walt reacting to Mike's allegations that he ruined the entire operation- Say My Name
Ticking SFX from Walt's TAG Heuer Monaco Chronograph watch - Gliding Over All
"Go Fuck Yourself" - Hank - Ozymandias
Gunshot from Walt killing Uncle Jack - Felina
Pshh - Jesse imitating a magnet - Live Free or Die
"you Are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy, You are not the guy. I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy" - Mike, Shotgun
Forklift sound effects
Various SFX combined together: Gus chopping garlic, Walt opening his trunk, Hank tapping on the RV door with a tire iron.